Cutlery Wars is a satirical comedy for children aged 7+ and anyone who ever went to school.

At the end of the school field, two pupils share a surreal series of conversations about everything from foxhunting and the war on terror to whether or not Humpty Dumpty was an egg. An unexpected two-hander, the play imagines a system where nobody leaves school until they have passed their exams and learnt to do as they are told.